Excerpts From The Good Ol' Days: Selections From The 2018-2019 Sessions

by Aborted Cabbages

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1.	Welcome To Insanity 01:09	buy track
2.	Space Age Diarrhea 00:46	buy track
3.	Willie Rap 02:01	buy track
4.	Fuck A Duck 05:55	buy track
5.	Laughing Our Pain Away 01:53	buy track
6.	My Cow, My Frog, My Turtle 01:31	buy track
7.	Give Me Something More 04:16	buy track
8.	Coke Face's Love Song For Pepsi Cunt 01:14	buy track
9.	Condoms Don't Work 03:31	buy track
10.	Goat Milk 01:12	buy track
11.	Chris Beniot's Summer Vacation 01:46	buy track
12.	The Music Dies 03:42	buy track
13.	Ripped Pants 01:29	buy track

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Just a small glimpse at some our old original masterpieces. We were straight out of high school and to be fair I was really the only one who had any experience in playing an instrument, and even then I had only been playing guitar a handful of months at that point at I was rightly terrible. So why not make the most goofy, nonsensical, and atrocious band you could possibly make with the tools you have at your disposal? And if it make you and your friends have a good laugh and create a few fond memories, why not share that with the world? It's not meant to be the best album, its not even necessarily supposed to be music.. What it was was a learning experience, I had never tried to write anything before, or even really play anything before (and it certainly shows), I didn't want to learn how to play other peoples songs, I wanted to create something that had never been heard before. I grabbed a group of my friends who had also never played an instrument and we just went to work behind the mics. A group of friends having a good time. Wanted to make some form of meme music if you will. The amount of inside jokes the outside world will never understand is hilarious.

I hope it makes you laugh just as much as we did making it! :)

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released January 20, 2022

Fortsargj: Production, Vocals, Guitars, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Etc.
Coreh: Vocals, Percusion
Biree: Vocals, Keyboards, Percussion
Vullian: Vocals
Raterc: Vocals

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Aborted Cabbages Raleigh, North Carolina

The Aborted Cabbages are a nonsensical band of misfits from just outside of Raleigh, North Carolina. We create the most absurd, ridiculous, hilarious, jokingly terrible, spontaneous sounds we attempt to call music. A big batch of meme music if you will. Here for you to torture your earlobes.

If you take this seriously you’re missing the point. ... more